Wednesday, July 28, 2010

There's No Place Like Home

As much fun as we had on our trip, it was so nice to walk in my front door. I wish I could chronicle our entire trip, but it would take forever! Instead, here are some of the highlights from our mini vacation. And trust me, the best part comes at the end!

Mac did great on the trip to Louisiana. We drove 4 hours to Shreveport with no stops and only one mini 15 minute meltdown. Way to go Mac!

We stayed with my cousins, Jason and Tammy, their little girl Jasey, and probably most important to Mac, their Boston Terrier, Cinch. Mac's eyes lit up as Cinch ran to the car to welcome us. It was so nice for Mac to have someone to play with while we were there (Jasey will be 3 in November). However, I did learn that kids that age do not typically enjoy sharing. This revelation led to Mac and Jasey having a few knock-down fights! Jasey took a few toys away from Mac while he was playing, but he just moved onto something else until he found some blocks. Jasey came over and took them away and I saw my child morph into a maniac. He started stomping his feet, turned red, let out a banshee-like scream and charged her! He grabbed her by the hair and was not planning to let go. To retaliate (and rightfully so), Jasey grabbed a blocked and knocked him upside the head. After we pulled them apart, I noticed that Mac had a Lego block imprint on his head. That's right, my boy got beat up by a girl. Other than that they got along pretty well. Having a little bouncy house to play in didn't hurt.






The first night of the rodeo Mac got to walk around and pet all the horses. He even got to play with some ducks. We ended up leaving early because he was so sleepy and getting extremely cranky, but we knew we'd be going back the next night.













After a good nights sleep we spent most of the day hanging out a Jason and Tammy's. We took Mac up to their barn to go and see some of the horses. Of course Mac was more excited to see the dogs. We made our way over to see my brother Kevin at his house in the afternoon to ride the four wheeler and Eric found a new toy for himself; a zero-turn lawn mower. I was told only a man could truly appreciate it.









We also got to see our old friend Snowball (a calf that we bottle fed last time we were up there). Mac liked him until we tried to make him ride it.





That night we headed back up to the rodeo and Mac had the best time! He got to ride a Watusi and a horse and play with his cousin Paxton. Mac also decided it would be a good idea to take some of that good old Louisiana dirt home with him. He kept sticking his hands through the fence and playing with the dirt in the middle of the arena. The next thing I know he is covered, head to toe, and sticking a big fist full of it in his mouth. He was filthy...but very happy!







On Sunday we went to church with Grandmama, Aunt Ruth, and Kevin. While Kevin took I nap..I mean while he was deep in prayer, Mac thought that it would be a good time to play with Mommy's bracelets. Once he got bored with that he decided to get his shiny new ball out and chunk it about 5 pews in front of us. We are definitely not ready for big boy church. We said our good-byes and hit the road for Little Rock to visit Eric's grandmother. Mac was once again a great little traveler. When we got to the house Mac was very excited to see this big black and white toy called a Grand Piano! Eric's grandmother is quite the pianist and gave him a quick lesson. The rest of the trip we would hear Mac's little fingers plunking out his version of a song. We spent the next day playing with Eric's dad and Aunt Robin, and visiting some of Deedie's(Eric's grandmother) friends.





Tuesday morning we just hung around the house, had a little lunch and a short nap and headed to the airport. I was a tad bit nervous to be going solo on Mac's first aerial adventure, but it sounded better than sitting in the car for 7 hours. When we got to security, monkey leash in tow, I told Eric to sneak away before Mac got upset and realized Daddy would not be joining us. All seemed to be fine until Mac's eyes met with those of an all to familiar friend...a dog. A drug dog to be exact. At that point Mac was on a mission. He was going to pet that dog! Of course they sort of frown upon petting drug dogs so I had to tell him "No." The news was not well received and Mac proceeded to hurl himself to the ground. The man with the dog apologized and I just shook my head and said I was sorry. I picked up my now hysterical son and stood in the security line with what seemed like a million eyes watching me. It didn't take long for a man a few people ahead of me to say "I think we would all appreciate it if you went ahead of me." I know he was being rude, but I really didn't care at that point. Once we got through the scanner Mac calmed down. I put his monkey leash back on, you could see the shame on his face, and we walked to the gate. And wouldn't you know it, our flight was delayed. Not what I wanted to hear, but it was okay. Mac was busy flirting with some lady, who would end up sitting next to us on the flight, so at least he was occupied for the time being.





Now just for your information, if you fly Southwest, you do not get to board early just because you have a kid. If you do not have an "A" boarding pass they will let you get on before the "B"'s, but that's after 60 people have already gotten on. We were "A31" so I figured we would at least get a window seat. To my great shock and surprise, the front aisle was empty when we got on! Mac and I snagged the window seat. I was thrilled! Soon after, Mac's 40 something girlfriend came and took the aisle seat. I told her she must be a brave woman to sit next to us. Laughing, she said she had 6 children and had had done this many times. To make this trip even better, the plane was not full and no one sat in the middle seat so Mac got to sit all by himself!



Then it happened...they closed the door. I thought, oh no, there's no way out. No matter what he does I'm stuck. As we we got ready for take off I grabbed his pacifier and shoved it in his mouth to hopefully stave off any ear popping. We got up in the air with no problems and I immediately turned on the Yo Gabba Gabba DVD. I kept telling myself that it was only a 1 hour flight so we just needed to get through 4 episodes and we were int he clear. Then I heard the pilot's voice informing us that due to the weather we were being diverted to Dallas where we would circle the city, then onto San Antonio to do the same, and then would could get into Houston. He estimated that the entire flight would be 2 hours. After watching the entire DVD, Mac was bored. I popped M&Ms in his mouth in return for showing his tricks (making animal sounds and showing me where his ears were). I figured that the sugar crash wouldn't happen until after we landed so who cared. Then my biggest fear became a reality. I smelt something horrible coming out of my son...yep, he pooped. I asked the flight attendant where I should change him and she informed me that there was a changing table in the bathroom. What?!? I'm not a big person and it's a tight squeeze for me to get in there alone! I got his bag and headed up front. Let me tell you, that changing table was ridiculous. Mac was probably too big for it at 9 months, so at 17 1/2 months, he was spilling off in every direction. The poor guys knees were pulled up to his chest and his head and neck were bent in a very awkward looking position. Just as I got him stripped down and cleaned the worst possible thing that could happen did...turbulence. I'm not talking a little rattle, it was really shaking. Mac, who was still half naked, thought it was great! He started pulling tissue paper off the wall, and throwing it in the air. He grabbed his shoe, chunked it at my head, and let out the biggest belly laugh ever. When I reached down to pick up the shoe I banged my head on the table, which he also found to be very entertaining. I was laughing so hard at this point I could barley speak. Mac then tried to stand up, again still naked, on the table and I was hysterically laughing and yelling "No Mac, No! Sit down!!" Apparently we were making quite a racket because as I exited the bathroom, I noticed that the entire plane is looking right at us and laughing; laughing hard! This whole episode lasted for about 10 minutes or so. It may have been one of the funniest experiences of my life. And if you need a visual, just think Chris Farley, changing clothes in "Tommy Boy."

Here are a few more pictures from our trip:













Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Stages of Travel

Did you know that you go through "stages" as you travel with your child? I have no idea how many stages exists, but I have a feeling we have a few more to go through.

Stage 1:

Typically occurs in the newborn/infant time frame. You spend days planning and deciding what you should take on your trip. After careful consideration, you decide to take, well, everything that is not bolted to the wall. Actually, you would take everything bolted to the wall, but you can no longer see out your back window. All this for a child who will probably never leave the house/hotel that you are staying at.

Mac's first trip was to College Station when he was two weeks old. It was a short trip (Friday afternoon through Sunday morning) for our friend's wedding. We took 2 unopened packs of diapers, a few packs of wipes, a stack of blankets, every outfit that your child can fit into, every bottle in the house, the pack n play, the stroller, toys (just what every two week old wants), 15 pacifiers, the all important electric breast pump and accessories, baby monitor (even though you've never really left the baby unattended in a room for more than 5 minutes), 25 burp cloths, 25 bibs, bathing essentials (plastic tub included), wash rags and towels (because my babies skin was too delicate to use anything other than "baby towels"), a Boppy, oh...and I decided to packed my sister too! Keep in mind we have yet to put any of our bags in the car. After a few failed attempts to fit everything in the car we finally all squished into my once large-feeling SUV. Sitting by Mac required you to sit straight up for the whole trip because there was luggage occupying all uninhabited space.

Stage 2:

This stage starts around 3-6months of age. You start to realize that you are not going camping in some remote part of the country and there will be stores where you can purchase items. You do not have to bring everything the child owns with you...but yet, you probably will.

Mac was right at 6 months old and he spent 3 nights at my Dad's house while Eric and I took a belated anniversary trip to Mexico. Keep in mind, my Dad lives in the same city, and can get into my house (or go to the store) if I forgot something. Toys are a reasonable thing to take with you at this point. We took his activity mat, stuffed animals (that he had never even looked at...but who knows, he might get lonely), pack n play, stroller, every clean piece of clothing that fits, matching pajamas, partly used pack of diapers, one pack of wipes, all the bottles in the house, baby monitor, formula, baby food, 10 spoons, 5 burp cloths, bathing essentials (minus the tub), Boppy, and 2 pacifiers. On the drive over to their house it still looked like we were leaving the country for at least half a year.

Stage 3:

At this point your child is somewhere around 1 year of age. You have come to the realization that not only are there stores where you can purchase items for your child, there are also these magical machines that you can put your child's clothes into and they come out smelling nice. Yes, washers and dryers. You do not have to pack every article of clothing that fits; half will do.

Mac was 11 months old when we went to Louisiana for my little brother's 21st birthday. Eric didn't come and we rode with my sister and brother-in-law. Thinking there was a pack-n-play at my Aunt's house, we didn't bring it (which turned out to be a mistake, FYI). We packed about half of his clothing (who knew what the weather would be like), 5 bowls, 5 spoons, bags of baby food, half a tub of baby formula, any toy that made noise for the car ride, monkey pacifier, one blanket, two PJ bottoms and one top (none of which matched), how ever many diapers I could squeeze into the duffel bag (like I said, we could always buy more), baby shampoo and soap (towels are towels, right?), 5 or 6 containers of baby food, and all the bottles in the house. The load of getting lighter. And when Mac ran out of formula that weekend...I decided it was time to switch over to real milk. No need to carry a whole tub of formula back when he was about to switch over anyway.

Stage 4:

Here is where we find ourselves today. Not only do they washers and dryers, but they also have dishwashers! No need to bring every sippy cup! And I'm sure we can find someone his age there that has toys, right?

Mac is 17 months old and we are heading to Homer, Louisiana for my family's annual rodeo. After a few days there, we are heading to Little Rock, Arkansas to spend some time with Eric's grandmother. And from there we Mac and I will set out on our own little adventure (cue the scary music)...Mac's first plane ride. Here is what we are taking: pack-n-play, stroller, one "pushable" toy (only because there are no toys for him in Little Rock), 1o outfits, whatever diapers are left in his diaper bin, 2 pair of mismatched PJs, 2 pacifiers, one blanket, bottle of Tylenol for those pesky molars, 4 sippy cups, bag of snacks for the car ride, and the key to success when traveling with a toddler...the portable DVD player with Yo Gabba Gabba discs!

Like I said, I don't know how many stages there are, but I think there may be a few more. I'm assuming if you get to stage 10 you just throw your kid in the car, grab an extra change of clothes, whatever is in the diaper bag, put on a DVD and hit the road!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Open Letter To Heisman

An open letter to Heisman:

Dear Sweet Heisman:


I love you very much. You have provided me with countless hours of entertainment and companionship. I truly appreciate you allowing Mac to come and live with us for the past 17 months thereby taking over your home, your toys, and a lot of your attention. For this I am grateful. That being said, we need to have an open and frank discussion regarding our current sleeping situation. While I enjoy having a warm and hairy body to cuddle with each and every night I would like to ask you to modify a few of your not so desirable habits during the hours of 11pm-8am.


1. Please stop licking the soles of my feet every few hours

2. If you would like to use a pillow like the rest of the humans please let me know in advance instead of pushing me into to the corner of the bed where I wake up shivering at 3 am

3. If you must continue to snore and snort throughout the night, could you please do it facing away from me

4. If you must continue to allow gas to be released from your body throughout the night, could you please do it in the opposite direction

5. If you insist on sleeping under the covers, could you please find a way to get under them by yourself instead of waking me up to lift them for you


While I am sure there are other issues that need to be addressed, these seem to be the most pressing at this time. I would really appreciate one good 8 hour stretch of sleep. If you can please review this list, and abide by the rules I promise to give you a nice treat in the morning, and possibly keep Mac away from you for a good hour or two.


With Love,


Mom

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Fun With Friends

Mac and I had a great lunch today with our friend Calvin....and I'm a little surprised. I guess I should explain. Calvin is a good friend of ours from A&M (Eric lived with him in College). He's been around Mac since he was born and the two of them have had a love/hate relationship (Mac did the hating). I think every time Calvin held Mac as an infant, Mac threw up on him. Then, when Mac was about 8 months old, he just started freaking out whenever Calvin was around. We tried everything to get him to calm down but he just wasn't having it. I was hoping today would be the day Mac turned the corner...and it was! When Calvin walked up to the table Mac looked him up and down pretty good. He kept an eye on him for a good 15 minutes before he finally let his guard down, but there were no tears! Mac finally started playing Peek-A-Boo and by the time the meal was over he even raised his arms for Calvin to pick him up. I was shocked. Mac sat on his lap for 20 minutes and played with his phone. He even tried to share his slimy, nasty, partly eaten Goldfish (such a sweet boy). I wish I had of had my camera with me because it was really sweet and who knows what kind of mood he'll be the in the next time we meet up...all in all it's been a good day so far!

I also need to say it's been a very happy 17 months since Mac came into our lives. I am just amazed at what he is learning everyday. Here is my letter to Mac:


Mac, at 17 months:


-You weigh about 26 pounds

-You eat more than any kid your age that I have ever met

-You have a deep love for french fries

-You are developing quite a vocabulary. You can say: bird, dog, kitty cat, go, "yo" (which means Yo Gabba Gabba), sit, stay, Dada, Mama, beep-beep, ball (and others that I am probably forgetting),

-You LOVE Yo Gabba Gabba and want to watch it constantly

-You can show me your head, ears, mouth, and belly

-You can follow directions when I tell you to clap your hands, sit down, lay down, get the ball, and stay (no, I don't think he's a dog)

-You think you become invisible if you hide behind or put something over your face

-You have learned how to flush the toilet

-You dance anytime you hear music

-You do not like to ride in a stroller...you think you are too big for that!

-I can't take you out in public without you getting lots of attention from lots of pretty girls

-You are still the love of our lives!



Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Ah Ha!

One of the most rewarding things about being a stay at home mom is getting to be a part of the "Ah ha" moments. All those split seconds in the first few years of life when a kid figures it out. The first time I saw it was when Mac learned how to roll over. There was this look of shock, surprise, pride and accomplishment written all over his face. Here are just a few of the great accomplishments that I have been privileged to witness first hand (some of which were caught on film):

1. Rolling over
2. Taking his first step
3. Turning on his favorite toy
4. Saying his first words
5. Drinking out of a straw
6. Learning body parts
7. Clapping his hands to the music
8. Climbing up on the couch by himself
9. Recognizing a theme song to his favorite show and running to see it

That being said, some of his new discoveries are a tad less desirable and/or coming at inopportune times. For example:

1. Learning to flush the toilet while Mommy is using it
2. Taking off a diaper while it is full of poop
3. Pulling the latch on the dishwasher while it is running
4. Shoving his hand down his throat and gagging when you are not giving him enough attention
5. Discovering that if you pull the last piece of toilet paper the roll it spins (and running away before I can grab a square)
6. Finding that sticking your hands in the toilet bowl makes a really cool splash

Anyone else notice that a lot of his great discoveries occur in the bathroom? Such a man!

And in case you want to know what the "Ah ha" face looks like...well here it is.









Thursday, July 1, 2010

Need A Good Laugh???

I just had to pass along this email that my friend Amanda sent to me. Just try not to laugh!

10 reasons having toddlers is like being a frat party ENJOY!

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.